Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
Hi thanks for stopping by :) Guess i better say a couple of things to see if we have anything in common! Firstly im looking for a FWB who i see on a regular basis looking for quality not quantity though i think everyone says that! Must be kind hearted and down to earth with their glass half full like myself. Looking for late thirties/forties not Mrs Robinson yet! lol....
Hi. I'm a hot lady who has been deprived of sex for 24 years, now is the time to change all that. I'm up for sex also like to please my man. If you are very tactile, love kissing and love a wet lady then send me a message and let's Read this it applies to a few of you get going x ignore the one night stands. Not in...
fun and flirty
cheeky and curvy
tall and tactile
tall, curvy and a cheeky sense of humour
I love to go swimming and to the cinema
I am warm and fun company
Really enjoy giving massages and dressing up in lingerie for a man
I am looking for a confident partner who lives in the South East
tall and tactile, curvy and cheeky, fun and flirty
I enjoy going out with friends and generally having fun I am a laid back person and just enjoy life ;)
Very fun 1oving tacti1e 1ass, confident in my own skin with a very naughty sense of humour, who 1oves a bit of banter whi1st knowing where to draw the 1ine.
1ooking for a simu1ar guy who does'nt mind having the mickey taken out of him but who can dish it back with the best. of them .
im not just after a quick hows your father, getting to know someone...
I'm a new to this so be gentle with me! I've done lots of things in my life & had lots of wild fun. I am looking for new experiences & someone to show me the way. Thanks for looking at my profile & get in touch it might be fun. If you are married sorry but not interested.
I'm a mum of 2 just looking for NSA fun and a regular fuck buddy not out to sleep with loads of guys just the one maybe 2 ;-)
I love using toys either by myself or with someone watching or helping
I also love experimenting in the bedroom and other places too the gardens been the most fun, as well as loving anal and suckin cock
I Can't travel...
I'm a mum of 2 that's lookin for NSA fun, would ideally like to fine someone for regular meets but don't mind a few one offs here and there. I love using toys either by myself or with someone watching or helping also really like anal and trying new things. Can't travel or do days due to kids but is more than happy to accommodate in evenings So let me...
Disabled lady looking for fun, nothing heavy. Blue eyes, light brown long hair, size 16. Enjoys pubs,wine, music, films, men, lol. I'm a wheelchair user, certainly does not stop me from having fun. Looking for a man to satisfy my sexual appetite. Must add, love having my pussy being licked all night long. Not into over 55.
Im Sarah, single mum of 3. Im lookimg for regular NSA fun preferbly evenings times. Do enjoy having sex very much, especialy having my pussy licked, mmm. Does it for me every time. Also like a good kiss, cuddles, touching, teasing each other. Just wants some excitement in my life. Nothing serious. like a guy with good sense of humour. Ill be happy to chat online first and see how...
Hi. I didn't think I had it in me lol, but here I am a married woman walking on the dangerous grounds. I am not looking to change my marital status, but what I am looking for is not only sensual fun, but intelligence and wit as these seemed to have disappeared from my current relationship.
I am well educated, like sports and music, but also have plenty more of...
I'm a sexy BBW, 5'7" and 20st (280lbs). I'm married, and I'm looking to try lots of new things. My husband loves to watch while I talk dirty to guys via twitter, phone, Skype/facetime. We LOVE BBC/cuckold porn and fantasize about BBCs a LOT but we haven't gone as far as doing anything about it... yet. Same goes for dogging - LOVE the idea, still a bit nervous and yet...
My names Amanda, im 60, and looking for a long term relationship, still very sexy, but have to get to know partner first before any naughtiness, comforts important , lifes short and precious. Im of curvacious build so if your looking for olive oil , please pass me by , more like dawn french , perhaphs a bit smaller .X I really would like to .meet someone to share my...
I'm looking to date and not a fling! I'm just after one man who can satisfy me mentally, emotionally and physically but who can be monogamous Am I after too much? I am going through a divorce and have always been faithful and loyal. I've been let down time after time, and been treated badly emotionally so I'm looking to date for a while, until I'm comfortable enough to go...
Um ..what can i say.. Love to live and feel and touch and experience .. Life is meant to be lived.. Looking for some fun and passion . Need to feel wanted sexually . Looking for a guy who can make me shiver . I'm a generous lover I think and enjoy all aspects of sex and adore being dominated ( in a non aggressive way) If you want a...
Thanks for all the messages guys but thought I should add that I'm not interested in anyone younger than myself or older than 50...sorry Despite what they have put on my profile, I am not looking for casual encounters either, more someone who wants to spend time getting to know one another and taking it from there, so if thats you then get in contact. Oh and for all you...
I am: petite, delicate and intelligent, pretty above and below, like to laugh at witty jokes. I am unable to accommodate nor have much time to travel. However, I do have a lovely smily face when I'm happy:-) and much more... Would like to have fun occasionally with you if this is you: older than 35, slim or athletic, no facial hair, no smoker, able to hold a conversation, include...